It’s official, but I still can’t believe it. Friendship is over, and the return to reality has begun. I spent a lot of time taking photos, as that is kinda what I do, but made sure to take every opportunity I could to stop and dance. My absolute favorite set was definitely RÜFÜS DU SOL live in the theater. If you got one of my nifty lenticular business cards, or maybe grabbed a sticker featuring FanBoat Betty (the cute anime girl holding a cake) and found your way here…. welcome to cake porn! Over the next couple of days I’ll be editing photos and getting them web-ready, while also swinging my pickaxe in the information technology mines at my day job. That means it may be a minute or two until I get the photos online, but they’re coming. I also did an AMAZING slime shoot with Chikkin in Miami right before sailing, so my work is cut out for me. Just in case you don’t already, you can follow me on INSTAGRAM and TWITTER to keep up on all your cakey needs.
There’s a vintage description for a fellow with a bunch of jobs or responsibilities which I’ve always enjoyed. He’s often referred to as “a man who wears many hats.” As much as it applies to me, the fact that I hate wearing hats because they cover my head tattoos keeps me from using it. Something some of you may not know about me is that, in addition to producing some fabulous sploshing and WAM content, I am also an IT professional and rave promoter, having thrown my very first in 2007. That was the year of the very first Lingerieve, making 2018’s event Lingerieve 12.
There were many things that made this year’s Lingerieve rank among my favorites of the events I’ve put on, but I’ll try and sum it all up. It may be an over repeated trope, but in the end, it is really all about the music, and Lady Faith absolutely DESTROYED with one of the most energetic hardstyle sets I have had the privilege to behold. Dark Mark was another stand-out of the night, giving every bit of energy possible to show exactly why he has earned a spot on so many of my lineups. Mangled (the duo consisting of Maromi and Jangles) also presented quite the memorable set, keeping the energy levels high, while maintaining the sexy feel of the event.
One critical factor in the night’s success, was the support provided by MyFreeCams. Thanks to their kindness, a majority of our audience was treated to bags filled with all kinds of amazing swag, including: slippers, lighters, keychains, bottle openers, mini vibrators, tank tops, panties, and a WHOLE LOT MORE. My phone was buzzing for days afterwards with messages expressing how awesome it was to have so many unexpected treats included with their admission. Giving my attendees a better experience than any other promoter can is one of my driving ambitions, and my ability to do so was enhanced by the magazine giveaways by AltStar Magazine which is the magazine of AltPorn.net and Blue Blood coming out to provide photographic press coverage for the event.
I did my best to pause, catch my breath, and immerse myself in the experience from time to time, but as the promoter guy, my time surplus was at an absolute minimum. As a photographer, it’s super hard for me to be at an event, and resist the urge to document it, but I simply didn’t have the time while also handling my promoter duties. That being said, I’ll leave you with the a few photos that I did manage to capture, along with the wrap up video. I really hope to see you all at my next event!
Since inception, MessyHot has been the go-to source for the most amazing cakeporn around. Ok… Maybe I’m the only guy making cake porn on a continual basis… Anyway, a little while back, a customer asked if I would be wiling to film a slime video for him. I took on the challenge, sourced some slime ingredients, and got to work. The results have actually been pretty fantastic. I’ll drop a few preview pictures here. Don’t forget you can go to shop.messyhot.com to buy the full photo and video sets and use the code MHWEB15 at checkout for 15% off because you came in through the main site. That can be combined with the still going buy-3-get-1-free clip sale! And because MessyHot has deep roots in the rave scene, it would only be logical that we do lots of uv reactive black light slime! It took a lot of thinking to come to the conclusion that yes, slime will definitely be a welcome addition to the MessyHot repertoire. I will never abandon cake as the primary vector of messy expression, but the fans have spoken and it looks like gunge is here to stay!
MessyHot is nominated for “Best raver shoot” for a set that I did with Lum! I’m in LA now and am going to be at the award party. It’s amazing to have MessyHot recognized in such a way. I’m excited to even be in the running. I’ve felt a little bit of a disconnect from the rest of the adult industry because what I do isn’t extremely pornographic most often. A bit of a distance also exists between MessyHot and your standard sploshing fare. There’s not a great deal of representation of the raver or other alt-looks in the sploshing genre, nor do I always deliver a “destroyed” model at the end of the scene. Despite these differences, MessyHot was still picked out to stand among some awesome producers and contenders, and for that I’m honored. It’s been tough to juggle a 40+ hour “grown up job”, throwing raves, and doing photo and video production work for many of the models’ other endeavors.. But a weekend like this clues me in that it’s all going to have been worth it! You can purchase the set that was nominated via MessyHot on UMD. The first 7 people can use the code mhapn40 at check out for 40% off the photo/video set!
Hey guys. I just want to apologize for letting MessyHot take a backseat to life for a little while. The long and short of it is I threw myself headlong into studying and learning and picked up a new day job which occupied a great deal of my time and was involved in production for a couple of side projects which also ate up some of my creative juices. Over the years the MessyHot cakeporn project has had so many starts and stops but all of the fans that have kept up and supported, I definitely appreciate! I’ve done some amazing shoots over the last week or two and have a couple of more amazing ones lined up! The fusion of electronic music and cake will definitely continue.
Those of you that are familiar with my cake and sploshing art will be happy to know that I’m in the process of configuring and populating image galleries. MessyHot has been one of my primary artistic outlets for nearly the last decade, so it will take a little while to decide how it’s going to be organized. Make sure you keep checking back because as I get the updates going, I will be filling in with some teasers. I’ve decided on the NextGen gallery plugin. It seems pretty easy to configure and should do well. In the meanwhile enjoy this shot:
My good friend Bratty Bella came by to do a birthday shoot with me, and we came away with some FABULOUS images. The way her panties cling just below her knees and the colors pop is beautiful. I always enjoy shooting with her because our chemistry on set is perfect. You can visit MessyHot on UMD if you’d like to download the full video/photo set. All clips on UMD are currently buy-3-get-1-free too!
Did you know that MessyHot has its own Youtube channel? If you like Sploshing, wam, wet and messy, and gunge content you should definitely check it out! visit: The MessyHot YouTube channel when you have a moment. Of course if you’d subscribe to my channel and hit a couple of likes I’d super appreciate it! If you want the NON-nsfw content, of course hitting up MessyHot on UMD will get you access to the high-res photo and video downloads! I’ll always update here when a new youtube video is available but because they rely on censorship so heavily, you’ll likely see more UMD uploads. Sometimes I’ll edit a video to keep it SFW and upload it to youtube however, so it’s worth subscribing to our channel! Plus youtube is free 🙂 If there’s anything you’d like to see me film specifically for YouTube please feel free to comment here or on my youtube posts and let me know, or email me directly and I’ll see what I can do. Some of the most popular content seems to be messy wedgies right now, so I’ll keep on filming those, but if there’s anything else you guys would find more compelling, don’t hesitate to let me know, and I’ll do my best to fulfill your desires! I do my best to always provide the best sploshing content I possibly can, but I can only do so when I know exactly what it is that my followers / viewers want, so please don’t feel ashamed to submit suggestions, as MessyHot can only be as good as its fans will let it be! Also please keep in mind that YouTube will only allow content that has been censored or filtered to disallow nudity, so if you do have suggestions, indicate whether it’s something that can be done within their censorship guidelines or something that can be done in our paid membership/download sections.
After having the Tumblr presence as the main landing point for MessyHot for years, I’ve decided to take things in-house and give the main site its own platform that I have more fine control over. Of course I’ll still maintain all of the other social media presences, but this will be the primary source for news, updates, and everything else MessyHot related.
Currently there are two main options to buy MessyHot material:
1) MessyHot at UMD – The current preferred option, your purchase includes video clips AND high res images
2) MessyHot on ManyVids – On ManyVids you can stream or download the clips, plus some of our physical merchandise is on sale there. You can also get a “subscription” which allows you access to all of the scenes on MV for one price.